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Hello, Bugelos and welcome to issue 4,031 of Thebugel. I am Andy's Ultimate Live in my shed,

where I write fully belong. This week's Bugel is the highlights of the live election special

Bugel live show recorded live at Soho Theatre on Tuesday, featuring me and Nish Kumar,

who was also live. Tuesday was what now seemed like an age ago. In the days before Mr Trump,

the former 48-year-old Tycoon, now of course a 7-year-old living metaphor for the dangers of

democracy and unfettered capitalism, announced that he was withdrawing America from the environment.

They were happier, simpler times Tuesday, when we were all innocently looking forward to the world,

destroying itself a bit more slowly than it had been. Trump, however, took out his metaphorical

political wang and aggressively urinated into the eyes of the future. Whether the Paris Accord

will last without America, will that remain to be seen. Perhaps a new climate discord can be reached,

and we can paper over the cracks and plan. But certainly, this does seem like a good chance for

any would-be superpowers to take advantage of America, taking an unnecessary pit stop in the global

race. Trump's strategy seems to be to accelerate the end of the world, reasoning that if things

hot up so to speak, America has a better chance of still being top-nation when the world does end,

thereby being declared the overall winner of the game. I can't really see any other logic behind

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