Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Bugelos! And welcome to issue 4,030 of the Bugel the Universe's leading and only audio

newspaper for a world almost not statistically obsessed with its own visuality.

This is the show for the week beginning Monday the 29th of May 2017. I am Andy Zoltzman,

comedian, non-functioning acrobats, and demeritus professor of factuality from the University of

Bilge. Live from the emerging continent of Britain in London, the formerly known in ancient times

as Londinium before it was shortened to just the first two syllables because no one could

have ever get to the fourth syllable UMM without whomever they were talking to saying get the

f*** on with it I'm f***ing busy. It's another two guest Bugel, Bugelos.

Firstly, on Bugel debut, almost 500 years since his appearance on the Bugel was first leaked

or foretold, which in ways it by the 16th century, Suth saying sensation, Mike Nostradamus,

the Frenchie foreteller, the provinceal prognostigator himself, who wrote,

The present time, together with the past, shall be judged by a great jovialist.

It points to one thing and one thing only, a great jovialist, one of Britain's finest comedians.

Who will judge the present time, I appear on the Bugel, I'll turn a judge of the

happenings and more as of the contemporary world. And who will also judge the past,

...