Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelers! And hello again, in case you missed that first bit.

And welcome to issue 4,029 of the Bugel, the officially sanctioned historical record of

Phase 76 of the history of the universe. I am Andy Zoltzmann,

live in London, also in London, albeit a slightly different part of London,

two metres away across a desk. It's the Susie Quattro of satirical quality.

Nis Kumar! Big intro! Big intro!

I see you in Quattro's, you know.

Oh, peace of the pod Andy. Absolutely, peace of the pod me in the quatt.

Me in the Comquatt. In fact, Comquatt is the name of my double act with Susie Quattro.

That conjures up a whole load of extreme disturbances.

How have you been? It's been a couple of months.

Yes, been a while, Andy. How have you been?

I've been on your travels.

I've been hemispheric.

He's crawling back.

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