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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Bee Euglers! And welcome to issue 4,028 of the Bugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

with me Andy Zoltzman Live in London, City of Roads and Buildings like most cities,

and joining me from Mumbai, a city of even more roads and even more buildings,

and suburban trains that have more people in the single carriage than live in the whole of New Zealand.

It is Anu Vab Pal. Hello, Andy! Welcome back from Australia.

Yeah, I'm back in the correct hemisphere. I mean, you know, just sheer numbers can't be wrong.

I don't know how many more billion people live in the Northern Hemisphere, but we got a

surely take a clue from that. And all as for all the land that has gravitated to north of the

equator over time, well, there's got to be a reason for that. Watch and learn Australia and New

Zealand. Watch and learn. We're definitely in the better hemisphere. Andy, in fact, I sometimes

wonder whether New Zealand wasn't Australia's Brexit, you know, whether it didn't break off,

at some point in time in history and said, hell with it, it's already a shit hemisphere.

I don't want to be with you. Well, I guess we'll just have to leave that to the geologists to

prove one way or the other. This is Bugle 4,028. Coincidentally, the number at which, if you

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