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We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Thebugel Audio News Paper for a Visual World

Hello, we're Hoogles!

And welcome to issue 4,012 of the Bugel World's most reliable source of real news,

fake news, fake real news, real fake news, key difference to the anti news,

open news and should be real but still fake news. Something for everyone, I am Andy Zoltzman,

the overlord of everlasting doom. Don't like to make a big thing, but an inherited title is an

inherited title. I'm British, there's not much I can do about it. I'm in London, but not everyone

in the world can say that, including my guest this week, joining us from somewhere that is not

London, but is, mum by India. It's the man who runs Bollywood, Anuvaapal. Hello, Andy!

Hello. Hi. How's India? Well, Andy, India is still here, I'm happy to report.

Can't see that in a lot of countries nowadays. We just have to check in every morning if they're

around or not. But we're still here, we may have shifted a little to the left, but by and large,

that was attributed to the entire world rotating and so we haven't actually moved. We're still here

and we're still at a billion and growing. So not making much of an impact on the world by just being

a tiny one-sixth of it. We're here, Andy. We're here. It's not, it's not. Strickly true to say that

you're not physically moving because isn't India drifting northwards by going about a foot

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