Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Buglers! And welcome to the first bugle of 2017, a year that could easily be destined to go down.

The greatest year since 2015, who knows, really to say, this is bugle issue,

2011, I'm Andy Zoltzmann and this is one of the very few stars of international showbiz

to have survived the killing fields of 2016. I'm delighted to wish you all a happy new year.

I'm in London and by the most fortunate of coincidences, so is my guest co-bugel host this week

all the way from also in London, Nish Kumar. Hello Andy, hello Buglers, I'm back.

Yes, welcome, welcome back. We made it through 2016. Yes.

Do you not think at 11.59pm on the 31st of December,

somewhere in the world Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were sitting at a room high-fiving

assist out of each other saying, I cannot believe we made it. Why us?

I imagine they fix themselves up a lovely couple of heroin sandwiches and toasted midnight.

How was your end 2016? Well, Andy, I was in Kenya.

I continue in quest to travel around the world and not learn anything as I go.

I was in Kenya living with the Mass Eye for a travel programme that I think I mentioned last

year as the reason I was in Mongolia and we were living with the Mass Eye. I was there, my friend

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