Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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2017 will be remembered as the day the factories close, rusted out factories, and the drugs,

and the gangs. These are just righteous people. This is your celebration. Your voice,

your hopes, and your dreams stops right here and stops right now. At the center of this movement,

trillions and trillions of dollars, we will get our people radical Islamic terrorism for everyone

to follow. We will rediscover there is no room for God. We've enriched foreign industry.

It's going to be only a miracle first. A miracle first.

Ladies and gentlemen, please remain standing while the president and official party depart the

platform. You will be released by sections shortly.

Hello, Bugels, and welcome to the first Bugel of the rest of your lives, which of course is true of

all Bugels, but particularly this one, because this is Bugel 4000 and unlucky 13 for the week ending

it's 20th of January 2017. We are recording just an hour or so after Donald Trump declined the chance

to complete the biggest prank in human history by saying, of course I didn't mean it. I'm obviously

not a presidential candidate. You should see the looks on your faces. He's Mikey Peter,

who the chit chat. He declined that chance and therefore we have president Trump. And yes,

all the two mungers and all the two mungers were wrong. It's fine. He's been president now for

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