Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Bee Euglers and welcome to issue 4,000 and 5 of the Bugel Audio Newspaper for an

invasively visual world. For the week beginning Monday, the 21st of November 2016, with me,

Andy Zoltzmann here live in London, which is in Europe, or is it I guess we'll never know now,

and joining me from one of the Bugels' less used continents, Asia, talking to us live.

From a brand new Bugel location, Singapore, it's a brand new Bugel co-host, one of India's finest

comedians, script writers, playwrights, javelin throwers, highwire circus acts, dolphin impersonators,

and lake volume estimators that got progressively less true as it went along, like a satirization

of the history of American presidential election campaigns. It is the mum by Murth Mika himself, Anu Vapal.

Hello, Andy. Hello. All those things are true, Andy. All those things, javelin being probably

one of my better known achievements over comedy writing, but yes.

Well, I've watched your personal West for the javelin, but I've thrown it some distance.

Right.

Now, automatically it goes to show that given I don't know what distance that is, I'm probably taught

a well-known athlete, but I do know that. But like you said, you know, as a Murth Mika and

the javelin thrower, and all those other things I said, I think I truly qualify as a Renaissance

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