Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Bugelos! And welcome to issue 4,06 of the world's last remaining outpost of truth.

Yes, I think that's fair in 2016. It's close enough.

It's the Bugelpodcast, the show that according to recent scientific research,

hadn't existed in the past, would have been the first download of the weekend on the MP3

players of amongst others. Shakespeare, Marie Curie, Homer, Benjamin Franklin, Jane Austen,

Marcus Aurelius, the Incredible Hulk, and both Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

And in fact, reports coming up later on those two, incidentally. After complaints that Disney's

New Realism Drive at its theme parks has led to record customer complaints about Mickey and

Minnie refusing to interact with people, scuttling into the nearest available inaccessible space,

and shitting everywhere. This is Bugel issue 4,06 for the week beginning

Monday, the 28th of November 2016. We're recording on Friday the 25th, which mathematically,

of course, is almost twice as scary as Friday the 13th. I am Andy Zoltzmann, star of the

fourth coming Soho Theatre show 2016, the Certifiable History from 20th of December, roll up, roll up.

It's kind of a Christmas panzermime only completely different with just me and it,

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