Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Buglers!

It will all be fine. It'll all be fine. Just have a nice relaxing cup of tea.

Look at a pretty flower. Think about a nice relaxing game of tennis.

Eat a sweet soothing banana. Stroke a bench. Smell a clean puddle.

Cut a bus stop or a lamppost. There. There. It's all fine. The world is fine.

The headlines today. World shits itself. International

opportunists lunatic tycoon association hailed's greatest ever victory.

Thing thought to have had a 15-20% chance of happening happens. Experts say no one could have

envisaged this. Clinton lawyer buys massive yacht. Republican party attempts CPR on Lincoln

corpse. Federation for the rights of white men hailed biggest historical breakthrough in white

male political power since about five minutes ago. Trump eats live squirrel belches,

then says he's looking forward to taking care of the squirrel and that he's always wanted a squirrel

for a bet, whilst flossing his teeth with squirrel style. All four jaws fall off Mount Rushmore.

England score 500 in a cricket match in India. Media and political elite told in his out of touch

by other bits of media and political elite. Gary Johnson says,

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