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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, BUGLOOZ and welcome to issue 293 of thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World for the

Weekending Friday, the 29th of May 2015. I'm Andy Zoltzman reporting exclusively for the

bugle from London the Spiritual Home of Interest Ratement, Appulation, Proud to be a Londoner as always.

And in New York City, the Spiritual Home of New Yorkers and their physical home as well in many

cases, it's the satirical screwdriver himself. John Oliver. Hello Andy. Hello, BUGLOOZ.

Andy, last week I did a gig for a benefit gig for the Leukemia and Limfone Society,

very good organisation. The problem was I had to go on a majorly after a leading cancer doctor

telling the audience about the work he was currently doing to treat patients and the research he

was doing to cure diseases. He also just happened unhelpfully to look like a myel model Andy and

I have never felt like a bigger piece of shit as I walked onto the stage afterwards to tell

some jokes. Oh, I felt like a piece of shit multiple times before when walking on stage and

also we're not walking on stage Andy. I feel like a piece of shit now for instance.

But there is something particularly unforgiving about a side-by-side juxtaposition between a

handsome cancer doctor and a non-handsome non-cancer doctor and comedian walking onto a stage

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