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Hello, we euglers and welcome to Bugel Issue 292.

I am Andy Zoltzman reporting live and exclusively for the Bugel from the post-electural mayhem

of London, where the British electorate has chewed up its ballot papers, spat them out,

and made them into a giant papermashay middle finger aimed directly at the Labour Party and the

Liberal Democrats, and joining me from his political refuge in America, where he's hunkering down

for the bleak years ahead. It's the man who's departure from Britain,

has sparked what has now said to be 10 years of Tory rule. It's the 21st century's Margaret

Thadja himself. John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, buglers. Andy, what the f*** just happened over there?

What the f*** did you just do? I have never ever been happier not to be there.

I could not be, except I still feel too close. I could be an astronaut in space looking down

and thinking, oh sh** that looks bleak. Obviously it's a majestic glow, but that little bit over there

looks f***ing bleak. It's been a interesting night for the British politics, certainly.

This is Bugel 292. Coincidentally, that's the number of party leaders who have resigned in the

last three hours as we record. Also, the 292, the expected number of decades, it'll take the

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