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Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 291 of Thebugel for the weekend in Friday the 24th of April,

2015 with me. Andy's ultimate, and joining me from the Sillyside Atlantic in New York City,

is the last remaining thread that keeps the Moth Eaton woolen underpants of the transatlantic

special relationship from completely unraveling. It's the police sergeant of political shenanigans,

the detective chief inspector of Dick Bagg, Charlottes and Idiots. It's superintendent satire himself,

the one man comedic Colombo that is John Oliver.

Put your hands behind your back and walk away from the punchline. Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers.

Andy, this week was a strange one for me. I was, for best reasons, no to them.

Named one of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People in the World, which is clearly

terrible news for Time Magazine, people, the world in general and the concept of influence.

My presence on that list, Andy, is a canary in the coal mine for the planet Earth,

and that canary is dead, and he didn't die recently. The best, the best byproduct of this

honorary abomination is the fact that on Tuesday night I've got to attend a dinner for the names

on the list. Now, not all the other night's on people with Air Andy, and I'll tell you why,

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