Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Right, how ready are we?

Yep, f***ing ready.

Okay, we are rolling.

Ready as f***.

Ready as f***. Here I go.

This is a podcast from thebugelpodcast.com.

Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, buglers and welcome to issue 282 of the Bugle, the Audio Newspaper for a visual world,

which has just won the prestigious Thing of the Year title in the Bugle Podcasts annual awards

for a reticle 17th consecutive year.

I am the convener and sole voting member of the awards adjudication panel and his ultimate live in London,

where Christmas looms like a sausage and from New York City.

It's the man who yet again did not show up to the awards discussion meeting.

Thus being unable to put the case for any of the other nominees for Thing of the Year,

namely his own TV show, The Environment, still bossing us around after all these years.

The as-yet unpopularised discovery of a new form of whoop across between a holler and a yelp

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