Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

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Thebugel Audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, you glows and welcome to issue 281 of the Bugel Audio newspaper for this

resolutely visual world with me. Andy Zoltzman, no-time former with Miss World contender.

There's real sexism for you. And the fact that I think the adults of the future might also have

came to it against me. I am in the Christmas stricken city of London.

Tough, tough times for Londoners who are allergic to illuminated streets at the moment.

And in New York, USA, it's the satirical Santa Claus who drops his prescient presence down

the chimneys of Charlottons. It's John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugel.

As well, Andy, New York here has been all a flutter this week and for good reason.

Because there was fucking royalty in the town.

The traffic here has been terrible. It's no biggie here, John.

It's no biggie when we have royalty in town. Yeah, well, it's a very much a biggie here.

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