Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Buglers and welcome to 2015, yet another year they seem to keep on coming,

and a Bugel will as ever be here to chronicle every single moment,

as the countdown to the end of the third millennium keeps rolling on. Still quite a way to go,

but still. I'm Annie Zotsman, I'm in London and joining me from the silly side of the Atlantic

relatively is the man who turns the big apple into the massive flagging of cider by squishing it

in his cider press of probing sideswipes, fermenting it in the vats of veracity before presenting

it to the world in sweet bottle bullshit form with which to drink away its pain. It's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. Happy new year to one and to most, mostly all.

Hope 2015 has been individually and collectively acceptable to you so far. I was back in the UK

over the holiday for a week during which time I played football with both Andy and Chris,

which was a true festive delight despite the fact that my personal performance was not up to my

regular standards. I'll quickly say that. I will then go on to say in my defence Andy,

if you took Pele and got him to play a game at his peak after getting off an international flight

last thing the previous night, you get a similar performance. What I'm saying is I'm a jet lagged

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