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Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 264 of Thebugel with me,

Andy Zoltzman in London, the spiritual home of the annoyed shuffle on the crowded train carriage,

and joining me from across the Atlantic, nominated yet again in the world's largest ocean awards.

Surely it has to win one of these years, doesn't it? It's the Marilyn Monroe of Murthmaking.

John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. Well, the countdown begins, Andy. It is the first

test show from my HBO show this Sunday night, which also marks the beginning of a four-week countdown

to our first actual show. So it's almost like I should put up an advent calendar of pure panic

on my wall from now on, open up a new door each morning to reveal a different chocolate animal

frozen between a pair of oncoming headlights. The show starts on HBO on April 27th and 11 o'clock,

and I should have some news on the next couple of weeks as to where else around the world you

might be able to see it. And I'm hoping that Buglers will find a way to watch. In fact, I'm more than

hoping that, Andy. I'm absolutely relying on it because let's be honest, if Buglers don't want

to watch, then I am completely and spectacularly and specifically f***ed.

So I, well, I mean, on a similar thing, I recorded a video for Crickinfo in my shed this week,

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