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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, you glows and welcome to issue 263 of Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a visual world with

me Annie Zoltzman back from India in London. The city where stuff happens on an almost daily basis

and in New York City, New York. It's the human drill bit drilling holes in the wall of lies

and fearlessly erecting these shelving units of truth. It's John Oliver.

Hello, that's D. Hello, I'm Douglas. Welcome back from India. Welcome back. We're apparently,

I believe, you did a gig in front of Sachin Tendulkar. Now, for those of you who don't know,

he's one of the greatest cricketers who's ever swung a bat around at a red round thing.

It's like doing jokes in front of Michael Jordan. It's like doing puns in front of Pele.

It's a lot of pressure. Now, did little Sachin laugh?

He did laugh, John. Yes. I mean, that wasn't necessarily shared by the entire audience,

but that doesn't matter. When you do the gig with Sachin Tendulkar,

you're listening to one laugh. It was, as you say, quite an odd gig. I was doing a couple of

stand-up routines in the ESPN Crackinfo annual awards ceremony, and I had to do a routine about

Sachin Tendulkar. Well, standing about five yards away from Sachin Tendulkar and Mrs Tendulkar,

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