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Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 265 of the world's most convoluted set of clues to the

location of the Holy Grail. Have any of you got it yet? It's all there, just listen back to it.

Anyway, I'm Andy Zoltzman, live. Hang on, let me just check that.

Yes, live in London and joining me from the greatest nation of the world on some criteria.

It's the proto-seratops of the pertinent, the Apatosaurus of the Aposite, the Iguonaton of the

Insighted, the Tyrannosaurus Rex of the Trenchant Remark, the Velossa Raptor of the very relevant.

It's the Queen of Comedy by which I mean he's right on the money, John Oliver.

Hello Andy, hello, Buglers. Things have been more than a little odd here this week, Andy,

and I'll tell you primarily why, because the marketing campaign for my new show has begun here,

and it's become clear that that is unfortunately going to entail my face being a test of things like

billboards, taxis, buses and subway walls. Basically, any number of places where my face has no

business being. Now, this is clearly going to lead to a number of things. One, me not wanting to

go outside. Two, a lot, and I mean a lot of penises are going to get drawn on my face, Andy,

which is going to lead to three me wanting to go outside to see them. That is the real circle of life

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