Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

God, I love coffee. It's just, it's just great. It's a great drink here.

This is a podcast from thebugelpodcast.com.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelos! And welcome to issue 260 of the world's leading and only audio newspaper

for a visual world for the week beginning Monday, 17 February 2014. With me,

Andy Zotsman, five-time dreamboat of the year in Balding, Ginger, Cricket Obsessed,

Lapsdew magazine, Shalom Ladies. Reporting live from the London Archipelago,

and joining me from across an increasingly large pond. It's a man who turns cows into milkshakes

just by vigorously palpating their others during an earthquake into a bucket full of strawberries.

So the rumor goes, each of their own, it's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelos. Look, if this week has taught us one thing, Andy,

it's that snowboarding has no place in the Olympics. And I'll tell you why, Andy.

They're fucking smiling all the time.

All I saw this week is snowboarders coming down a mountain,

failing, smiling, and congratulating each other. That is an absolute disgrace, Andy.

Athletes should not have more perspective on life than anyone else. They just keep coming

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