Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

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Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 261 of Thebugel for the week-beening Monday 3rd of March 2014

with me Andy Zoltzman, freshly back from winning bronze at the Sochi Olympics,

in the men's snowman describing contest.

It's like a bloke, might've like snow with an orange pointy thing where it should be,

bit fat, no legs, looks like I've ever pricked, to be honest.

Not the highest standard of competition, but you should have heard the guy that came for.

Ah, that's like a purple desk with a waltz pancreas on it, save me lord, save me!

Still got a bronze and that's another 3 million quid of funding in the bag.

I think they're paying for it by confiscating footballs from 20,000 kids team.

Still, podium finish and joining me from New York City, it's the man who's outlasted

Pears Morgan on American television and they can be no higher accolades than that.

It's the 21st century's Pears Morgan, John Oliver!

Hello Andy, hello Buglers, I'll tell you how I outlasted Pears Morgan Andy and that is by

not people back, he may also have done that, I think I just might have heard a lawyer

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