Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

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Hello, Buglers, and welcome to issue 259 of Thebugel.

If you've not heard it before, it's basically what Shakespeare, Dante, Homer,

and Sunsou would have come up with if they'd been around today and decided to make something

exactly the same as this. I am Andy Zoltman in London, Cosmopolitan City of Culture,

and if the rain and flooding don't stop soon in the South England, soon to be luxury coastal

resort and joining me from New York City. It's the man who is not just the real wolf of Wall Street.

He's also the Badger of Broadway, the lemming of Lexington, the angry Armadillo of the avenue of

the Americas, the Manning Antelope of Madison Avenue, the tenaciously celibate panda of Tom

kin Square Park. The cross-bred wippet hippopotamus of West Houston, fast but socially timid.

I think I've taken this one as far as I can go. Look at how there's one more.

The eagled with hardened steel feathers of East 165th Street.

The one man, Managerie of Murth, the zing-ing zookeeper himself, the man who feeds penguins

to color worlds and makes them puke out a tiger. It's John Oliver.

He's just written 16 sequels for you, Scorsese. At least make five of them.

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