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Hello, Bugelers and welcome to Bugel 258.

So, by the way, I begot, I'm afraid there is no full Bugel this week as John is,

I think I'm right in saying busy, choreographing twerkers of the world unite.

The new Marxism-themed pop opera ballet featuring Miley Cyrus as Friedrich Engels

and Farrell Williams as a means of production. So instead, here is a question and answer session

with me and his ultimate reigning UK sitting in a shared champion featuring the questions that you

or someone possibly a bit like you but different sent in on Twitter on Friday morning.

The first one came in from the Gort Man 51S who asks,

is the idea that the Bugel will continue until you've discovered everything and

inadvertently penis-shaped in the entire world? Well, the Gort Man, that is indeed the goal.

I was always skeptical when I used to hear people saying that they have been put on this earth to

do something specific, dictated by some kind of divine destiny, whether that was to eat cabbages

really well or score goals or describe furniture in a furniture store or tell parables and do magic

tricks. But since the Bugel started, I'm starting to understand now and as long as new species of

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