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We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Bee Euglers and welcome to issue 251 of thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World,

the week-beening Monday, the 18th of November, 2013. We are now fully into our 7th

year of certified satirico in phantomism, with me Andy Zoltzman, the renowned,

biped, that's the bad all I've got left. Still here in London 2012, never forget.

And in New York City, tracky automising truth from the esophagus of events, with his well-sharp

and scalpel of scourlessness, shocking the lies from the barely beating heart of politics,

with his defibrillator of destiny. It's the satirical surgeon himself, John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bee Euglers. Well, this has been a very weird week for me, Andy,

a little bit of background for Bee Euglers. My wife has been in the Philippines all week,

as part of an emergency response unit since Sunday. She flew out at late notice with an amazing

group called Team Rubicon and she's been doing triage out there ever since, operating under

some truly horrific conditions, and in a monumental clash of what should be celebrated,

rather than what is celebrated, on Monday, I myself was due to attend a dinner for GQ's men

of the year issue, which apparently has something in it about me hosting the daily show over the

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