Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

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Hello, Buglers and welcome back.

After our two-week hiatus, thebugel 250.

For the week beginning Monday, the 4th of November 2013.

With me, Andy Zoltzman.

Back in London and still in the Northern Hemisphere veteran of 249

previous full episodes of Thebugel and joining me from New York, the only other performer in

Bugel history to have appeared in 249 episodes of this newscast. It's John Oliver.

That's right, Andy, where you bring brass, I bring six drunk men in a pub rock band.

Happy 250th anniversary, Andy. It's one thing to effectively waste each other's time, Andy,

but to waste the time of people all over the world is truly an achievement.

Congratulations, my friend.

Oh, John, it's touching for you to say that.

We had our sixth birthday.

Well, we're away. Thanks for those who said messages. Goodwill messages or ill-will messages.

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