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Hello Bugelers, and no welcome from me and he's also in this week,

regardless of whether or not I'm in London, which I very much doubt.

I'm not because I'm afraid this is not a bugle.

It is another supplementary bonus sub-demi bugle.

I'm afraid John's filming schedule has again kept him away from his beloved microphone.

I can't remember exactly what he's doing this week.

It's either another episode of the hit sitcom community that he starts in,

or it could be that he's voicing the part of Calvin Kuhlidge's penis

in a new animated feature documentary film entitled,

President's Prongs. Possibly the resurrection scene from the Justin Bieber biopic.

He's been rather surprisingly cast as Bieber in,

or it might be forget his schedule.

I think he could be rehearsing for his role in this year's Fox News Nativity Play

in which Baraka Barmer announces plans to kill all first born children

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