Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Buglers and welcome to a sheet 249 of Thebugel, the world's last bastion of truth,

righteousness, justice, personal health advice,

ransom demands, African dance tips, and the good old-fashioned fear of the Lord.

This is the week beginning, Monday the 14th of October 2013. I am Ian the tortoise.

Sorry, wrong job. My name is Andy Zoltzman,

father to a non-merded son, and a daughter in good health as well.

Husband to a very much stiller life wife, and I have no particular vengeance

beef to grind in this life or the next, currently.

I'm in Bangalore, the garden city of India.

I think the garden has been on sick leave during the last 20 years of rapid urbanisation,

and joining me from Chicago where he's doing his new Chicago theme show,

John Oliver's Chick-Cargo, a hilarious romp through the seedy underworld

of illegal poultry smuggling, it's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. Yes, I'm in Chicago, Andy.

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