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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 248 of Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World.

We are back on three continents. I am Andy Zoltzman in Mumbai, India,

where it's 5.30pm as we were called in London, putting it all together,

into coherent audio from the random collection of unconnected words we spew into our microphones,

just tugging into his lunch of snake car patch hill and buttered rat

cuisine in London has gone really weird. It's Chris and joining me from way back

this morning in New York City, John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. I'm back, Andy.

Back in New York, Johnny Hollywood is back from Los Angeles.

Anywhere else in the world, Andy. Humans are around 60% water. In Hollywood, they are 20% avocado

and 80% bullshit. That is a biological fact. I'm actually heading back there next week to

shoot some more community, which incidentally is going to be bananas. In a good way, you know,

that's not there's something being bananas can ever really be a bad thing. How could it be, Andy?

But owners are potassium rich and are a great slow energy release fruit.

Also, they're naturally hilarious. But more importantly, Andy, how is India?

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