Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

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Hello Bugelers and welcome to Bugel Issue 247, the first bugle of the golden era of world

peace that broke out after last week's solving of a serious crisis.

Sweat conveniently back under the carpet with a comforting squelk, so we can all get back to having fun.

I'm Andy Zoltzmann in London, and joining us from the logical conclusion to Western culture,

Los Angeles. It's the Tinseltown Teroy himself, the Hollywood hot stuff, the self-reclaimed ginger

rogers of the 21st century. John Oliver. Oh, please don't let this be where humanity is having happened.

Hi, I'm Andy. I'm in L.A. The City of Angels. That's named after Angels, a strip club on Sunset Boulevard.

I believe the technical name for this city is City of Broken Dreams. That's named after

the strip club Broken Dreams, which is just off Ventura.

I'm out here for the Emmy Awards tomorrow and I, Andy, to shoot a couple of episodes of

Community Next Week. The rest of the time I'll presumably be eating Macrivoris,

surfing with Vin Diesel, and pumping weights on Muscle V-Chancey. Pumping weights.

Last weekend I was at a friend's wedding in Philadelphia, which was in a Catholic church.

And look, it's not often I walk into one of those, Andy, without feeling flames licking at the

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