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We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Hello, Bugelos! And welcome to Bugel Issue 243 for the week beginning Monday the 5th August 2013

with me, Andy Zoltzman, the arbiter of Armageddon.

That's a new part time job I'm doing on the side, not the most interesting work to be honest.

Sitting around waiting for the end of the world, still keeps me in the house.

And my next guest, regular Bugelos, will probably recognise him.

It's the news talker, New Yorker, the Muhammad Ali's fist to the George Foreman's face of events.

It's John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelos. We'll never mind the small screen, Andy,

because it's movie time this week. Check your local listings, Smurfs 2 is here.

Andy Smurfs 2 has dropped this week like a golden stone, shiny and heavy, Andy.

I haven't seen it because I'm not six years old, but if I was, I would have done Andy,

and I'd have loved it, I think it's hard to say. I haven't seen it.

The point is, Andy, vanity Smurfs is in movie theatres now.

Will the world of cinema ever be the same? Too soon to say.

History will be the judge. The point is, I offered a heartbreaking portrayal of a complicated

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