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Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 205 of the Bugel for the

beginning Monday, the 20th of August 2012. I am Andy Soltzmann alone and bereft in the city

that was London 2012, the nation that was Team GB in the planet, that was Sportopia,

and in New York City the city that wisely avoided hosting the Olympics and therefore

isn't having to go through this very painful cold turkey process. It's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. I guess that's it, Andy. If you can't handle the calm down,

don't take the Class A sport truck. I guess first off, Andy, the question that I'm sure is on

everyone's mind is, are you okay, Andy? Well, I wonder if it's been one of the toughest weeks of my

life, John? I mean, the Olympics is finally over. I know that can't be easy for you. Have you been

watching YouTube videos of the 1960s, Roman Olympics just to try and wing yourself off sport?

Well, yeah, I mean, that's some of those terrific stuff in that Olympics as well. So, um,

I was wondering, I was wondering, if you've been forcing your children to participate in

Olympic style events around the house just to come down slowly, you know, instead of hurdles,

get them to run around the garden, jumping over boxes. Instead of fencing, putting a

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