Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Hello, Buglers and welcome a little belatedly to issue 206 of the Bugel for the

week beginning Monday, the 24th of September 2012 with me, Andy Zoltzman in London 2012.

Shhh, shhh, can you hear that soft, sweet sound?

That is the echo of Jessica Ennis' stomach breathing.

It's not over yet. And joining me in New York City, a man who has been to two more party

conventions that he had since he last spoke to you so could well be a broken shell of a human being

who can no longer see the good in people or understand the concept of hope.

It's the honed helicopter of hilarity himself. John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. We are back. Or to be more specific, I am back.

I understand that Andy has been laying down micro-bugels like an incontinence

hen over the last couple of weeks. But we're back. The dream team is back together.

Andy, we're not gearing and himmler. You might not know what we do.

You might not like what we do, but you cannot fail to be impressed with the extent to which we're

getting away with it. No. Oh, dear. That could be the final straw that sees my aged grandmother off

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