Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Hello, me Hugh Gloves, and welcome to issue 204 of Thebugel, the world's primary source of hope

and facts for the week beginning Monday, the 1st of gloomuary in the year 1,

a whole 2012. Oh, it's all going to be over by Monday, but then why hasn't anyone

thought about what happens to everyone then? There are going to be people wandering around the

streets of London, 2012, weeping. What do you mean? It was only for fun. Oh, we're not very

far away. The third greatest nation in the world. What the f**k? It was all a giant f**king Swiss.

First, the empire and now this. Man, that is annoying. How am I going to last four years without

being able to remember to care about rowing? So, tough times for this nation and old money,

this is the bugle for the week beginning Monday, 13th August, 2012. Under three weeks to go until

a parallel impact starts. Let's clutch at those straws. I'm Andy Sonsman,

almost, but not quite sported out here in London. And in New York City, USA, it's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, bugleers. Andy, I fear that the curse of the bugle has struck again,

because previous to last week, I had compared myself to zero Olympic divers in my life last week.

I compared myself to one Olympic diver, the German Stefan Fek, who, according to the internet,

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