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Hello, butlers, and welcome to Bugel Issue 203.

Wad in that bottle, please. Oh, yeah, clear. For the week beginning Monday,

holy crap, there's going to be less than a week of support to go by the time Monday comes around.

Oh dear, that puts everything in perspective. I'm Andy Zoltzmann, great Britain.

Live, just a few miles away, where British athletes are going for glory, if you're working for

a watching the BBC coverage, and if you're not, where the world's greatest sporting event

is taking place, and with me this week, it's the former Czechoslovak second-scientifically

enhanced 800-meter race, Jarmila Kratosvi liver, and alongside him or her,

in New York, bugling under the IOC banner for comedians, no longer affiliated to any nation,

it's Jarmila. Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers.

Now, if you've been following any of Andy's micro-bugels this week, or indeed his Twitter feed,

you'll probably be aware that Andy has come down with a very serious case of Olympic fever.

He's been attending events all week long, frequently more than one a day,

and it's in fact sandwiching this bugel recording in between seeing athletics before this,

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