Bros Before Globes

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Should a globe-trotting pal be forced to come home every once in a while?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.3	I'm Baylor Jesse Thorn.
0:06.0	This week, Bros. Before Globes.
0:09.1	Noah brings the case against his good friend, Eric.
0:12.3	Eric has a bit of wanderlust and is about to set off for his second year of traveling
0:16.7	around the globe.
0:18.1	Noah says that Eric's constant rovings make it near impossible to maintain their relationship.
0:24.1	He wants him to promise to come home more often.
0:27.0	Eric says his travel isn't hurting anybody.
0:30.0	Who's right?
0:31.0	Who's wrong?
0:32.0	Only one man can decide.
0:33.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:37.5	I'm a judge and guy.
0:39.3	I'm a judge and judge and judge and judge and judge and judge and judge and judge and
0:44.3	judge and judge and judge and everybody whistle.
0:50.3	Judge and judge and am a judge and guy.
0:53.5	I'm judging Um, I'm judging.
0:57.7	I'm judging.
1:04.7	Baylor Jesse swear them in.
1:06.4	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:07.9	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
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