Broken Simulation #58: "Not L.A.!" + Sam revisits fights with Ari Shaffir
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2022
⏱️ 163 minutes
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Summary
Also in this episode, we break down one of Atlanta's hottest female, cross-racial rap battles.
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| 1:13.0 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation. |
| 1:17.0 | We're starting Johnny Woodard and guess who his guest host is this week? |
| 1:21.0 | Sit again from Tinfall Hat. Sam Tripoli. |
| 1:26.0 | Man, good to be here. I guess the other guy couldn't show up. How are you, Johnny? |
| 1:32.0 | So we're keeping it clean today. |
| 1:34.0 | It's wholesome. Okay. This is a wholesome show. |
| 1:36.0 | So a lot of stuff going on here. Okay. We're going to. |
| 1:39.0 | So I'm going to get into this real quick though. Yeah. |
| 1:42.0 | So listen, Johnny, true story. I almost died. |
| 1:47.0 | I almost died after last show. |
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