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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Broken Simulation #57: "Sam Tripoli: Master of Ceremonies"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story.

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Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!

Transcript

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Morning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation.

1:23.1

Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation.

1:34.0

Starting Sam Tripoli. No, let me start that again.

1:36.8

So Johnny Woodard and his trusty sidekick, Sam Tripoli. How are you, Johnny?

1:45.7

You think you would have gotten that down by now.

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