Broken Simulation #45: "Sam Tripoli ***** *** His Famous Friends"
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2022
⏱️ 151 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Wooder and, yeah, still doing |
| 0:22.9 | that thing, huh? |
| 0:23.9 | Yeah, Johnny, it's part of the gig, bro. |
| 0:27.6 | The work hard, you take all day, all night, night in, night out, scripting this show, |
| 0:34.6 | thinking of every angle, every shot, cut to, open shot, Sam, in-chair, pondering, super |
| 0:42.2 | heavy legs. |
| 0:43.2 | You know, like, you write it just like a script. |
| 0:45.5 | I wish we'd spend a little more time workshopping this thing, literally drooled out my mic. |
| 0:50.8 | That's disgusting. |
| 0:51.8 | You got a cold, too, right? |
| 0:52.8 | I don't have a cold. |
| 0:54.2 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:55.2 | We didn't even work half the week because you have a cold. |
| 0:56.2 | Okay, Johnny. |
| 0:57.2 | I have full-blown aides. |
| 0:59.1 | Okay. |
| 1:00.1 | Much different. |
| 1:01.1 | Oh, you get it from the- |
| 1:02.1 | I got from my children. |
| 1:03.6 | Did you get your HIV from the, uh, the bad kid aides? |
| 1:10.8 | You don't realize that. |
| 1:11.8 | People don't know that. |
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