Broken Simulation #44: "Peanut Butter Hair" + talking Rogan, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2022
⏱️ 119 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard, Perzets, Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Woodard and whatever |
| 0:19.9 | Schlepp is willing to sit in the seat this week. |
| 0:23.2 | This week is special guest, Sam Drupley, hey Johnny how's it going? |
| 0:28.9 | Why is the Schlepp doing the intro so that's why I don't understand. |
| 0:33.0 | You know it's weird things, you have weird writers, bro, you have weird writers, like you've |
| 0:38.4 | never heard like some of the crazy writers, like I guess Joe Rogan's writer on the road is literally |
| 0:46.1 | Kevin James and they just took his writer and put the Joe Rogan's writer and so wherever Joe Rogan |
| 0:53.2 | goes he gets like a fruit plate. It's like I'm like why do you ask her to say it's not mine, |
| 0:58.7 | it's Kevin James. You just can't be pasted. Yeah, that's all they did, they're like just take it. |
| 1:03.6 | It's funny. Yeah dude, how are you Johnny? Listen guys, listen this show is exploding, people love it, |
| 1:10.6 | a lot of great news about the show. Guess who's suggesting it to people? YouTube! |
| 1:16.9 | Evil plan is working. Yeah, if you're not getting the notifications from YouTube, make sure that |
| 1:23.4 | you're clicking the bell icon. Hit the bell. Hit the bell. It'll give you a little push on |
| 1:29.7 | your phone when we publish it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so now they're recommending it, which is great, |
| 1:34.6 | which means the evil plan worked. Right, Johnny? I guess so. Johnny, my brain goes all the time and |
| 1:43.2 | that's why I have 437 podcasts, okay. Alex, what's that? How's your voice? Does it go thin? Like |
| 1:50.2 | if I talk too much, I my voice gets all the time dude. He's power through. Yeah, and you're on |
| 1:56.6 | you're on a even even fasting now. You're still. Yeah, I'm still fasting. I am into my third day of |
| 2:03.2 | fasting. I've entered third day. Now, I will say off the top that I don't believe. I still feel |
| 2:10.8 | like you're probably cheating a little bit. Well, Johnny, I'm not going to lie to you. There's a |
| 2:14.5 | couple tiny moments where like I get lightheaded. I'll have a cracker. Okay. But when I think fasting, |
| 2:20.5 | Johnny, I'm like, no breakfast, no lunch, no dinner, no snacking. I know you think that it's only |
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