Broken Simulation #44: "Peanut Butter Hair" + talking Rogan, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport, and whether Dave Chappelle did anything wrong in squashing a housing development in Ohio. We also discuss a possible explanation for the sudden, possibly coordinated attack on Joe Rogan's empire.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Johnny Woodard, Perzets, Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Woodard and whatever
0:19.9	Schlepp is willing to sit in the seat this week.
0:23.2	This week is special guest, Sam Drupley, hey Johnny how's it going?
0:28.9	Why is the Schlepp doing the intro so that's why I don't understand.
0:33.0	You know it's weird things, you have weird writers, bro, you have weird writers, like you've
0:38.4	never heard like some of the crazy writers, like I guess Joe Rogan's writer on the road is literally
0:46.1	Kevin James and they just took his writer and put the Joe Rogan's writer and so wherever Joe Rogan
0:53.2	goes he gets like a fruit plate. It's like I'm like why do you ask her to say it's not mine,
0:58.7	it's Kevin James. You just can't be pasted. Yeah, that's all they did, they're like just take it.
1:03.6	It's funny. Yeah dude, how are you Johnny? Listen guys, listen this show is exploding, people love it,
1:10.6	a lot of great news about the show. Guess who's suggesting it to people? YouTube!
1:16.9	Evil plan is working. Yeah, if you're not getting the notifications from YouTube, make sure that
1:23.4	you're clicking the bell icon. Hit the bell. Hit the bell. It'll give you a little push on
1:29.7	your phone when we publish it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so now they're recommending it, which is great,
1:34.6	which means the evil plan worked. Right, Johnny? I guess so. Johnny, my brain goes all the time and
1:43.2	that's why I have 437 podcasts, okay. Alex, what's that? How's your voice? Does it go thin? Like
1:50.2	if I talk too much, I my voice gets all the time dude. He's power through. Yeah, and you're on
1:56.6	you're on a even even fasting now. You're still. Yeah, I'm still fasting. I am into my third day of
2:03.2	fasting. I've entered third day. Now, I will say off the top that I don't believe. I still feel
2:10.8	like you're probably cheating a little bit. Well, Johnny, I'm not going to lie to you. There's a
2:14.5	couple tiny moments where like I get lightheaded. I'll have a cracker. Okay. But when I think fasting,
2:20.5	Johnny, I'm like, no breakfast, no lunch, no dinner, no snacking. I know you think that it's only
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