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There's nobody better drop in gay hammers than you.

Johnny, thank you. I appreciate those kind words and not sarcasm.

Not sarcasm at all, sir. You're being real. You appreciate my gay hammer fighting.

Is that what you're saying? You wreck some gay hammer fighting.

Johnny, if you got to do it, might as well be great at it.

And there's some point every man in his life will have to fight with gay hammers.

So you're either ready or you're not ready, Johnny. That's how it goes.

What's your technique, gay hammer fight?

Just go cocks on, be crazy. That's how it goes. You just got that look in your eye.

Okay, sticks or die and you just throw in gay hammers.

It's hard to smash my head with a hammer when they digs in your mouth.

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