Broken Sim #68: "The Shadow Bandit Rides Again" + Mandela Effect, Elon and Ghosts
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2022
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Summary
Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world of New Twitter.
More stuff:
Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation
Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog
Social media:
Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
The outro song is "Spent the Day in Bed" by Morrissey.
Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!
Dates:
Dec 2nd: Colusa, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tin-foil-hat-comedy-show-tickets-419257680007
Dec 3rd: Fresno, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo
7pm- Tin Foil Hat Comedy- https://bit.ly/3qXYzoD
9:30pm- Swarm Tank- https://bit.ly/3f5f7Z7
Combo Ticket To Both Shows- https://bit.ly/3fcBtIo
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | caution. |
| 0:01.0 | The ultimate spicy meatball from Domino's is hot. |
| 0:03.7 | Just not stupid hot. |
| 0:04.8 | It won't earn you mythical status or get you a nickname like Mad Dog or Dragon's Breath. |
| 0:09.6 | It's hot. |
| 0:10.6 | Good hot. |
| 0:11.6 | The kind of hot that boosts taste nothing else. |
| 0:13.4 | The ultimate spicy meatball with Siracha Drizzle from Domino's, it will get you fired |
| 0:17.5 | up. |
| 0:18.5 | Subject to availability. |
| 0:20.1 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents to Broken Simulation! |
| 0:37.4 | Starring Johnny Woodard and yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:42.4 | Johnny we're back in the saddle, it's been a while. |
| 0:45.0 | You guys got to understand something about this show. |
| 0:47.4 | It is not easy for Johnny to produce, putting the pieces together, making the show run smoothly. |
| 0:55.9 | It's not just slap it together. |
| 0:57.9 | Also Sam couldn't record on the thing. |
| 0:59.5 | We were supposed to record last week. |
| 1:01.3 | And I couldn't record. |
| 1:02.3 | But Johnny you could record either. |
| 1:04.0 | No, I'm not Sunday. |
| 1:05.0 | I'm not talking about Sunday. |
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