We got to keep all on the right side.

You got to keep all on the right side.

I was in my paycheck called for my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to be able to be.

All on the right side. You got to by all on the bright side.

All right.

All right.

Getting older is a part of life.

You're born.

You learn to walk.

You say, Mama, Dad, Dad.

You talk back to your parents and you say, you can't tell me what to do.

I know what's wet.

And then you get older and you're like, oh, my God, they were right. I should have had a curfew because I was a child and the world is dangerous. And then you drink a bunch of booze. Maybe some original four loco that a bunch of cowards took off the market. And then one day you're like, wow, I'm hung over for like five business days. Maybe I should drink tea instead. And then you're suddenly in all the leaves changing

in the fall and start investing in a 401k. And you get sunspots on the back of your hands. And you're like, yeah, soundblock is important. I wish I did more of that when I was younger. And then there's some weird tech that a bunch of bullshit kids say you got to learn or you're dumb. And you're like, I remember paying $300 a month on rent. And they're like, sure, let's get you to bed, grandma. Then it gets harder to move and you still feel like you're a kid inside. Even there's sunspots in your hands and your stories are unrelatable. And then one day you lay in bed and you close your eyes for the last time. If you're lucky. If you're lucky.

If you're lucky, you don't get hit by a fucking bus, which I almost did come in here. Really? Really? Oh, no. You got to be careful. Would you ever have phones in? No, I was looking both ways. And, you know, they, they were. Sometimes they pop out of nowhere. They pop these buses are away. I know it's a bus and that sounds stupid, but I've, one time I was walking, I was like,

all this was a bus and that sounds stupid, but one time I was walking, I was like,

all this thought there was a bus like fucking touching me.

He was like, what the fuck's happening? Yeah, yeah, yeah, real quick. You've got to be cat-like reflexes out there. And the bus drivers, they seem to always find it hilarious. They do. And today was getting on the bus, and she didn't open the front door, just kind of like pointed to the back.

And then the back suddenly opened, and she looked so pissed off that I was supposed to know.

I'm supposed to walk in the back. I just, you know, you go to another city and it's a different fucking rule. I don't know. I don't want to complain about bus drivers. Thank you so much if you drive the bus. I mean, honestly, their lives are hell. Yeah. It's such a hard job. The amount of people that like, I've seen get on the bus and say, I'm not going to pay.

What are you going to do about it?

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