Bri Giger Has Never Seen Harry Potter

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Bri Giger has never seen "Harry Potter" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Harry Potter, and, well, all that comes along with it. Bri's script has all of the stuff you remember from Harry Potter. There's Harry, there's... Harmony. There's...... Jungledoor. There's a hat! Enjoy Bri's take on what "Harry Potter" most likely is, despite her having never seen it. We talk the world of Potter, all that encompasses, and more. We play some Never Seen It games! Bri and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Sammy Mowrey! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is
0:08.9	never seen it.
0:12.0	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:18.6	Hey everybody, this is Never Seen It.
0:21.1	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before, and we read those scripts.
0:27.9	Today, our guest, Bree Geiger, has never seen Harry Potter, but she rewrote it, and we read her script.
0:34.5	Thank you so much for being here.
0:36.1	Bree is a brand new guest.
0:37.4	This one is so much fun. Just a wonderful thing. Thank you so much for being here. Bree is a brand new guest. This one is so much
0:38.2	fun. Just a wonderful thing. And you know it's Harry Potter. So everything that surrounds the dialogue
0:44.1	of Harry Potter, though I try to keep it not to a ton. We does, you know, the orb, the gravitational
0:51.1	pull of the creator of Harry Potter's bigotry also comes into frame and discussion in this one.
0:57.8	But Bree is great.
0:58.6	The script is great.
0:59.3	We're joined by Sammy Mowry.
1:00.4	They are also always so fun to have on the podcast.
1:03.4	You are going to love this one.
1:04.8	If you want an extended version of the podcast, add free, and to help keep the podcast afloat.
1:10.4	It is only three bucks a month on patreon patreon
1:12.6	patreon.com slash never seen it we will also be announcing the never seenes over there which are our
1:18.0	Oscars as well as an upcoming never seen it movie club where I will either do a riff along of a
1:24.2	bad movie or I'll watch a good movie I've never seen before and we'll talk
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