Mark Vigeant Has Never Seen Cars

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Mark Vigeant has never seen "Cars," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does he nail the details of this mammoth Pixar franchise? Mark is pretty sure he knows the characters. There's Lightning, there's... Tina. There's... Dumbf*cker. All of your favorites from childhood. We read Mark's script, talk Pixar, play some Never Seen It games and more! Mark and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Nick Vatterott! For an ad-free experience and extended episodes, a recent All Games Day exclusive, and our upcoming Movie Club, check out our Patreon for only $3/month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My name is Sherlock Holmes.
0:02.0	It's an unusual name.
0:03.0	Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series.
0:07.0	What game are we playing today?
0:09.0	Discover the origins.
0:10.0	It's cleaving. Those days are surely behind me.
0:12.0	Of crime's most iconic mind.
0:14.0	There has been a break-in.
0:17.0	Astoned. You should be a detective.
0:19.0	Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth.
0:22.6	If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you.
0:25.6	Young Sherlock, new original series, watch now only on Prime Video.
0:29.6	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:36.6	this is Never Seen It.
0:42.0	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:48.9	Hey everybody, this has never seen it.
0:51.1	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've
0:54.8	never seen before and we read their scripts. Today, Mark Vigent is here. He has never seen
1:00.9	cars and he rewrote it and we read his script. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. Thank you for being here,
1:05.3	everybody. This one is wild. Mark is so funny. He is just so funny. Nick Vatterot joins us. Nick is one of the funniest
1:12.6	people. This one I have so much, I mean, it's chaos in the best way. We talk about cars. We talk
1:18.5	about Pixar. We play some games. Mark is wonderful. He has a new special out on Dropout. It is called
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