Johnno Wilson Has Never Seen Dirty Dancing
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it. |
| 0:12.0 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:18.5 | Hey everybody, this has never seen it. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. |
| 0:21.1 | This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never |
| 0:24.9 | seen before, and we read their script. |
| 0:27.5 | Today, brand new guest is here. |
| 0:28.7 | John O. Wilson has never seen Dirty Dancing, but he rewrote it, and we read a script. |
| 0:34.4 | This episode is so much fun. |
| 0:36.2 | It starts off in this insane manner with our third |
| 0:38.5 | chair guest, Greg Berman, who's also a wonderful comedian, bringing something very topical and |
| 0:43.9 | funny to the podcast without knowing we already had that. I don't want to spoil it, but you're |
| 0:47.9 | going to love this episode. Thank you so much to everyone who's here, listening, keeping the podcast |
| 0:53.0 | going. Go find John O. Wilson online at Instagram at John O. Wilson, J-O-H-N-N-O-Wilson. And, you know, you know how to find stuff. I don't have to tell you guys how to find someone online that you like, but go check him out. He's super funny. He's a great actor. He's been in tons of stuff. It'm very excited to have him here. And Greg Berman, |
| 1:12.3 | a super hilarious comedian. And you may recognize Greg. If you follow me online, Greg is a tattoo artist |
| 1:18.2 | who gives tattoos and interviews people as part of a show that he has called Comedy Inc. |
| 1:24.6 | And that is at Watch Comedy Inc. You can see me getting a tattoo and getting question about it and other people but anyways thanks for being here johnno wilson super wonderful love having a new first time guest year if you want the full extended episode with no ads the patreon is only three dollars a month patreon dot com slash never seen it where we'll also be announcing our next movie night and to be announcing our next Never Played It, D&D campaign very shortly, just locking those |
| 1:49.2 | dates down. So go over there. Thank you so much for being here. I hope you enjoy the episode. |
| 1:54.0 | John O' Wilson has never seen Dirty Dancing. And we'll have some games too if you want to grab |
| 2:00.5 | something to buzz in with. Can I say something really funny. I didn't know about this. Yeah. And I was so excited. Did you bring a musical instrument? To whip out my egg shaker. Wow. At some point through the podcast. And the moment you brought these out, I was like, I know. Now I don't don't feel as, oh, that's okay. It's a B. Y OES. There are so many egg shakers. It's like the one thing you didn't need to bring was egg shakers. Dude, I was sitting, I was sitting in that lift thinking like, oh, dude, I'm going to have such a moment. |
| 2:34.8 | I'm going to blow their minds. |
| 2:35.4 | I am going to have such a moment with my egg shaker. |
| 2:38.2 | They will not see it coming. And I'm just like, well, you get my bin of egg shakers and get them around because you fathom only having one? And not, yeah, right, right. One lonely egg shaker? I even legitimately was like, well, I don't, now I can't take my coat off because that's the puck of my egg shakers. |
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