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Berner Phone

Brendan Sagalow: Women's Tricks & The Friend Zone

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Hilarious comedian, Brendan Sagalow, has a new comedy album out and he's really good at pigeon noises. Listen here: https://open.spotify.com/album/5GJ0EPW1pUyNTvsQ471NPE?si=UUhEEVKMQYysFEBkqHsvAw

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0:00.0

You should just you know what you should do

0:03.3

We're bored you should have like

0:08.0

What happened what happened to this podcast we were doing great and now we're bored

0:12.9

No, no, no, I'm just saying in life in general we're bored you should go outside and then get some bread and get a bunch of pigeons around you

0:20.3

And then you just get a mic and start doing pigeon noises and make it look like you're actually doing

0:25.2

Stand up to the do a man on the streets of pigeons

0:44.1

What's up guys welcome to hell I am with an hysterical comedian

0:49.3

Brendan saggle. I was like what the fuck is name again

0:53.2

Brendan saggle. Oh, and you know, I know this kid from around town

0:58.7

But I had to you know go to his website because my favorite thing is looking at kid from around town

1:03.9

I mean who have you who did you just become I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Am I doing cat Williams's podcast?

1:13.0

What the fuck was that I know this kid from around town. He playing at all the jazz bars in the sea

1:19.8

You went to my website I checked out your website because it's my favorite thing to do because it's never updated and people always like

1:28.0

You have to describe yourself in two sentences and you know some comics do it better than others

1:32.6

You said if you read my bio to me right now. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. That's why I do it. Welcome to hell. Okay. Oh God

1:40.4

I didn't know what this podcast was

1:42.4

You bested in both looks. Oh no no

1:49.1

What's happening?

1:51.1

I hate the seal of the pain. Brendan saggle brings his naturally funny perspective across the country and to all the major

1:58.4

Elite clubs in Manhattan so not the elite clubs across the country just the ones in Manhattan

2:02.9

Yeah, there's no elite clubs across the country. Yeah, no, I play the elite clubs in Manhattan and then I play the

2:08.1

I play like gas stations in Pennsylvania

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