Breast Milk Ice Cream and WNBA Dildo Drama

Opie Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film, Music, Society & Culture

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In this lively episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie unleashes a fiery rant about the absurdity of local news, calling it a "laundry list of horseshit" that fills listeners with negativity. From subway slashings to tragic stories, he questions why we need to know these grim details. Opie then shifts gears to share heartwarming summer tales, including a sea turtle release and a meditative beach gong session. The episode takes a wild turn with a hilarious dive into the viral breast milk ice cream story—revealing it’s not even real breast milk! Opie recounts his own experience eating actual breast milk ice cream with Pat Duffy. Finally, he cracks up over the bizarre trend of fans throwing dildos onto WNBA courts and compares it to other odd objects tossed at sporting events. Packed with humor, nostalgia, and Opie’s unfiltered takes, this episode is a rollercoaster of rants and reflections!

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
0:03.4	Good morning, everybody.
0:05.4	Welcome to my live stream.
0:06.5	We're way out east on Long Island.
0:08.6	And I got to say, there's something in the air.
0:14.3	Thunderclub Newman for the win.
0:15.6	Yes.
0:16.9	It's chilly, man.
0:19.4	It is chilly.
0:20.7	Is summer getting away from us?
0:22.4	I don't like, I don't like thinking about that.
0:24.7	No, F in way.
0:25.9	Mike Long, you're first on the whole damn thing.
0:27.8	Good morning to you, sir.
0:29.3	First sip of coffee in the morning for Mike A.
0:33.4	Hope everyone's doing well.
0:35.3	I am, I am, I am, I am, I am enraged. I'm enraged. I got to be honest with you.
0:44.0	Most of you know, I don't, I don't do the local news. I think the local news is filled with a whole
0:50.1	bunch of devils. You know, you get the anchors. They're sort of hot. They're all made up.
0:55.3	Their hair is perfect. Their makeup is perfect. They got the perfect tight dresses on.
1:00.5	And then they deliver all the horseshit that's happening in your area. And as they do the laundry
1:08.2	list of things that happened in your area, you sit there and go,
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