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Howard Stern's billionaire BALLS

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🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Opie’s back on his Long Island deck, overlooking the ocean, and he’s serving up a hot plate of FU Friday rants! From cement-gut-inducing ribs and smoked mac 'n' cheese to whale facts that debunk Trump’s windmill gripes, Opie’s got no filter. He tears into Howard Stern’s billionaire blunders, salutes WNBA’s Angel Reese, and crowns carjacking-stopper “Balls” as the man of the day. Expect laughs, shade, and unapologetic takes on politics, podcasting, and dildo-throwing bans. Grab this episode on Opie Radio, and don’t miss the other podcasts, Opie Funny AF and Opie and Carl for more chaos!

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0:00.0

All right. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream way out east on Long Island,

0:07.2

Overlook of the Ocean. Summer back on, bitches. We're going to have a glorious day. We're going to take advantage of that.

0:14.4

We're going to have a nice long summer's day out there. I can't wait. A little late today because I got cement in my gort.

0:24.6

I will go out on a limb and say that I was the only one last night that was eating slow-cooked barbecue ribs with slow-cooked, smoked macaroni and chase having an IPA and learning about whales.

0:47.6

Anyone else? Did anyone else do that last night? Because I did. You know, I, uh, I don't know, man.

0:55.4

I don't know if I don't know, I don't know if I can handle, uh, the smoked,

0:59.2

the smoked and slow cooked ribs.

1:03.2

Because I got, I got cement in my gourd.

1:07.4

I've been to the bathroom.

1:09.0

Oh, you don't need to know.

1:10.0

Well, let me just tell you. I've been to the bathroom five or, you don't need to know. Well, let me just tell you.

1:11.0

I've been to the bathroom five or six times and just like just trying to muscle out.

1:20.9

Anything I can.

1:22.5

Just trying to muscle it out.

1:24.7

Oh, my God.

1:25.6

And that's my FU.

1:26.6

It's FU Friday.

1:44.7

So let me know in the chat what bothered you this week. Okay. We got to say hi to a few people. We got the Robert Spahn. Good morning, Mr. Spahn. How are you, sir? Who else we got? We got fly in the bus. Good morning, G.H. Who to man? You to man. I ain't doing who to man. I only do who to man if Richie Rich is in the room.

1:45.3

It's his bit.

2:00.8

He came up with it. No one else gets to do it, including mate, mate. What's up, Mike? He says, hoo-hoo, how he gone. Opia is the last man standing. You demand, you demand, you demand. Well, I don't know about that. you know I was being honest how we're stern situation i don't even know if it's true this rumor of uh him going by by soon i

2:06.4

have no idea it could be negotiation tactics it could be serious x serious xm go look you can

2:13.6

continue but we're not going to pay you the hundred million million a year anymore. It's not worth it to us.

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