Chasing Home Invader with Hot Wheels Track - Live at Gebhards

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🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie and Matt for a hilarious and unfiltered live episode of the Opie Radio podcast at Gebhards Beer Culture, featuring comedian Chris Ferretti. From absurd childhood punishments with Hot Wheel tracks and wooden spoons to outrageous stories of chasing intruders in underwear, this episode is packed with raw humor and nostalgia. The trio dives into tales of family antics, questionable parenting, and the wild world of Banana Baseball, with detours into hockey brawls, jazz festival shenanigans, and heartfelt moments of reconciliation. Expect crude laughs, unexpected confessions, and a chaotic vibe that’s pure Opie Radio. Tune in for a rowdy night of storytelling that’ll leave you in stitches!

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0:00.0	Oh, I got it.
0:01.0	All right.
0:02.0	Yeah, you first.
0:03.0	This one sucks.
0:04.0	Shut up.
0:05.0	It's too late. It's not even going fast. Nobody's even dying. It's too late. My career died years ago. Bum, bha-b-b-b-ba-ba-ball. I listen. That old gag. I need advice. And then we're going to get Chris Ferretti on the live stream here at Gemhots. So the only reason I'm in the city is because I had to drive my kids to Philly, but I didn't have to go all the way to Philly because my father-in-law met me halfway, which was awesome. Didn't give you parts. So somewhere around JFK, there's like a mobile station in the middle of the fucking highway, literally.
0:39.7	And that was the drop-off point.
0:41.1	And then I came to the city for the day.
0:43.3	So dirty.
0:43.9	I've been sitting on, all right, you got to go.
0:49.3	Follow my lead.
0:50.7	I've been sitting on a bar, a candy bar.
0:55.1	I was sitting on, I'm sitting on a chocolate candy bar.
0:58.3	I don't like this.
0:59.1	That's a little...
1:00.4	It's called score.
1:02.2	What?
1:02.6	Score.
1:03.2	It's a little stronger than the regular chocolate candy bars.
1:09.6	Oh!
1:10.7	Take Mario Brothers. You got it you got it got I got I got
1:14.7	got it give you a good brother so give a damn thing so I want to dip because I got to look at it
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