Hi, as you just say, I finished recording the show and found out about the horrific attack on the synagogue in Manchester.

So therefore, it won't be discussed in this show, but we will no doubt talk about that horrific incident next week.

Hello and welcome to this breaking news episode of what most people think

and I'm doing this episode because the Labour conference is finished

and boy, did it get interesting, the net, the net effect of it,

Labour fully squared up to reform.

Come on, come on in, come on in, come on in, pub, fight, car park, it's all going on.

It's all going on.

Did, you know, did they overdo it did they overdo it

from sort of tiptoeing around reform to david lammie saying that nigel farage had flirted with

hitler youth uh so we'll be talking about all that we'll be talking about labours yet more positioning

and keir stahmer's speech and sort of where the party are at the end of it. And I personally, I'm in sort of full touring mode. Like last week, last night I had to drive back because I had stuff to do at home this morning from Cardiff. And I want to say to all the men listening, you'll be wondering, how did you do it, Jeff, late at night, 10pm. How many stops? Two-stop strategy I went with, if we're going to look at it in Formula One terms. Probably not healthy if had a taco meet. I might have been in trouble. Two-stop strategy and, yeah, strategic coffee did it in three and a half hours. But the next week is going to be better because I'm in Scotland. I've got

Glasgow, Dundee and Edinburgh on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. So there's going to be a lot of trains. I'm going to feel like Eric Cantonar. I always remember when I think the trains, I still think of that Eric Cantonar advert, you know, Spistobreeze, Spistor Red. You know, Eric made it looks sophisticated. I'll probably be on some dodgy little

some dodgy little diesel train going between Dundee

and Aberdeen or rail replacement. So I won't feel quite that glamorous. So, but when you, when you drive like that, I don't know if any of the, of the men, all women, all women who drive for a living, who listen to this. But god the following day i don't know how you cope

you come downstairs and it's like you're hungover it's like your and not like just a hungover but

like a wedding hangover you know that one where you'd like your first five minutes of being

awake is just taking in the shock of how fucking rubbish you feel so i'm trying to you know every tour i'm basically two years older so i'm trying to. So I'm trying to, you know, every tour, I'm basically two years

older, so I'm trying to eat well. I'm trying to eat more whole foods, guys. But the problem is,

right, when you go to service station, you walk in and KFC, Burger King, McDonald's, right? All the

fun stuff. And then M&S. And I go, okay, all right, I get a salad. Or a pasta salad. And I just feel sorry for myself. I don't know what it is. I feel sad for myself when I sit there with that little wooden fork, just opening the plastic thing. I'm sorry. I recognize the health benefits. But eating an M&S salad at the services does make you look like a wanker.

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